you know you should invite me to your next party when

I had 7 shots of jack, 7 shots of fireball( yes, I am aware it is the nastiest thing ever concocted, but I like to party), 2 shots of vodka, 2 cups of soho, and 2 beers.

Also, 7 sticks in an hour, a broken closet door, an hour of quality time with the carpet,

and last but not least, over 25 phonecalls, none of which I remember making as I went through my recent calls, in the morning.

=D